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CrazyCath — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 07:54:00 -0000

I know I am reading it backwards and know the end before the beginning, but it is still funny.BR/BR/(Not commenting on each one, but reading...)

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Liquid — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:37:00 -0000

OK.......This was fun to read!BR/BR/I'm going to enjoy following your blog!

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Grump — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:06:00 -0000

None of that stuff and nonsense in our shop. But I did like the references to bending, by the knees, erecting via a ladder, and holding in a circle. Could this be a training programme for another type of work place.BR/Woof xBR/Have you heard from Miss Construed?

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Deb — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:26:00 -0000

It can only get better...right?! ;)

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Please Don't Eat With Your Mou — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:29:00 -0000

Snooooooooooooooooze! Health and safety DVDs / presentations need to die. I know how to pick up a box fa gods sake!

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ciara — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:09:00 -0000

i agree w g-man...you#39;d be great at flash fiction, laney :)BR/BR/as for customer service/retail training...what a big snoozefest! i would want to take a needle amp; poke my out after that lol (well, not really, but you get what i mean lol)

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rosiero — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:31:00 -0000

oh, that takes me back! not to forget the "how to lasso the lecturer and bind him to the chair, while we escape" session!!

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G-Man — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 10:53:00 -0000

I've been seeing you around Bloggerville Elaine...I think you need to start thinking about doing a Friday Flash 55...Galen

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Rae!xx — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:51:00 -0000

I hate it, hate it, hate it, how bloody condesending and patronising are they training courses.BR/BR/You will be just fine when the training is over, good luck...xx

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Flowerpot — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 05:47:00 -0000

oh lordy - are you going to be able to bear it? Doesn't sound too promising so far...

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Louise — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:25:00 -0000

It sounds so unbelievably exciting, and OMG, how much more useful could it be to the real world? My sympathies!

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The Savage — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:34:00 -0000

I am so glad I don't have to do anything like that except watch safety videos....

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Karl — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:22:00 -0000

Good Afternoon Laney,BR/BR/A company with a history dating back to only the 1700's, over there don't they call that a startup.BR/BR/It sounds like the whole training program is a test, if you can make it through that you can make it through anything. Hopefully the real work will be more exciting.BR/BR/Thank you, for the link someday I'm gonna learn how to do that.

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Akelamalu — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:18:00 -0000

So the most exciting part of the day was lunch then!

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Minx — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:20:00 -0000

I usually use training days to write short stories, poems or an odd chapter or two. I get really annoyed when they interfere with a workshop.

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Fusion — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:59:00 -0000

Well if you were playing catch with a hand grenade...BR/BR/Years back the telecommunications company I worked for made this procedures video doing a take off on the X-Files, it was SO bad. But what was worse was we had to rewatch it once a year after that...

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Suldog — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:12:00 -0000

Ugh. I'm glad I work at a small company without all of that rigamarole. I'd have to punch someone. That probably wouldn't be good for my continued employment.

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Evening — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:53:00 -0000

Sounds like you paid attention.BR/BR/Hope you end up liking this job. xo

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Heather — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 07:40:00 -0000

I wanna play catch...BR/You sound SO excited!BR/BR/I hope the job is better than the training.

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KJ — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 07:32:00 -0000

*booty shake*BR/BR/BR/Did that help wake ya' up???

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IT Barman — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 06:46:00 -0000

I see you have sucessfully got to grips with the training in under 12hrs, congrats ;o)BR/BR/I hate the pub chains, as they never go for staff based on experience or attitude, stick to local pubs at least you already know that the landlord will BR/BR/a: Be friendly and welcomingBR/b: as above but will moan behind your back if you have only brought a coke and a cheap sandwich and how dare you treat his pub like a cafe.