DISQUS

Liebfraumilch and Lipstick: Secrets

  • Robyn · 3 years ago
    I hope its a truly fantastic suprise for you for Christmas!
  • ted · 3 years ago
    One of the (generally) unspoken man rules is to deny everything...even when the thing you're denying is right there , in front of everybody.


    "What girl?"

    "THAT GIRL RIGHT THERE, IN YOUR BED!"

    "What bed?"

    "THIS ONE! THE ONE YOU'RE HAVING SEX IN!"

    "I'm just napping, dear."

    "THEN WHO'S THAT GIRL WITH HER LEGS AROUND YOUR WAIST?"

    "What girl?"



    Ooops, maybe this wasn't the thing to tell you after all, was it?
  • Suze · 3 years ago
    I'm with Robyn. I bet he has something nice up his sleeve!
  • erika · 3 years ago
    I have to say this...and this will probably be the only time I say this.....Poor Rob. LOL
  • Leigh · 3 years ago
    How are you feeling today?? Better I hope. I can't wait to hear what he is up to. You will have to keep us posted.


    Have a great day Miss U.
  • Miss Understood · 3 years ago
    Robyn - Well, if it is, I'm a VERY lucky girl because I know he's already bought me a new lapop. Time will tell!


    Ted - Rob quite often triple bluffs me. He's mastered the art of being the vaguest, sneakiest, most frustratingly infuriating teller of facts that I know. He said it wasn't another woman after he hung up the phone to her while looking extremely guilty, to make me think that it is. Which means it isn't. Which probably makes no sense at all!



    Suze - At the moment I'm thinking passports and holidays. Yet he knows I haven't renewed mine, which just made him smile with glee!



    Erika - Noooooooo! You can't swap sides! It's not allowed! I'm gonna have to send him to live with you for a week I think. Yep! That's what I'll do! You can put him on Hot Bod Wednesday and I can right click him, print him off, and throw darts at him :)
  • Miss Understood · 3 years ago
    Leigh - Aww, thanks sweetie. I'm actually feeling bloody awful and am seeping pus into my mouth continually from this bloody lump in my cheek which is trying to drain. Betcha didn't wanna hear that though, did you! I will keep you posted though. You take care, ok? xx
  • Steven Novak · 3 years ago
    "No! I mean yes! Shit."


    Rob answers questions like a cartoon character with a potty mouth. ;)



    Steve~
  • Miss Understood · 3 years ago
    Steve - He is a cartoon character with a potty mouth :)
  • Darfuria · 3 years ago
    Tsk! Surprises are fun really...


    Infact, I dislike them as well. I think I get it from you.



    Any chance you could look at my blog and change the link on yours? ;)
  • Kitty · 3 years ago
    Oh I hate it when men do that! I hate secrets also!
  • Kristen · 3 years ago
    I can't stand it.


    Go ask him to email me and tell what it is......I can't wait
  • Cherrie · 3 years ago
    I hope there will be a Part 2! Is is something naughty, or something nice? You're probably hoping for the former . . .


    P.S.--Get well soon!
  • The Savage · 3 years ago
    It had better be something quite lovely and wonderful for you... If it's a tin of beans or a packet of crisps you've every right to kick him in the naughty bits....
  • Miss Understood · 3 years ago
    Darfuria - Aww, I'm sorry. That's something I'd rather not have passed on to you.
    I'll change the link right now :)



    Kitty - I like the way you said that. The way MEN do that! Women would never be as cruel!



    Kristen - You do realise that if he does that, I'll be bugging you till you cave in? There is an update actually. Yesterday, he was reading through the comments and told me that Ted was the closest. Then he changed his mind and said Suze was, but only if I changed the 'nice' word. How mean is that? LoL



    Cherrie - There will definitely be a part 2...whatever it is. To be honest, I don't care what it is, as long as it's not something horrible!



    Savage - His naughty bits are looking more tempting by the second.



    Oh. I said that all wrong, didn't I?