Kiddo, Kitty and I live right smack dab in the Middle of the US. Easy access to all your friends. We will get your room ready.
PS and very easy access to us if your downstairs, LOL. So let us know when you go puddle jumping.
thru my eyes
· 2 years ago
PLEASE FLY INTO CHICAGO!!!! I will pick you up at the airport. And we will stop and see those friends close by. Be advised though, Miss U, I may not let you return home. xo TME
Mike
· 2 years ago
It's OK for you. My local Chinese takeaway seems to have "took off".... disappearing in a moonlight flit. No more do I have a rapid response team of Chinese takeaway delivery men on the end of my mobile phone's number 8 speed dial button when ever I decide I want food NOW DAMNIT.
Sad sad days.
I blame Tony B.Liar
Ted
· 2 years ago
Oh, let's go out to the theatre....dinner before, see a show, drinks and dessert after....which is probably the venue for "classy amazing"....although I'll, of course, be wishing for "sexy amazing" anyway. Ultra short skirts and strappy slinky tops were invented for you, I'm thinkin'.
You can keep the whip (although I'd not actually deny anything to a woman who, you know, keeps a whip).....
And you can guess my favorite color and style of lingerie.
Thanks for answering the questions.....the more of you we all get to know, the more we see how deeply cool you are.
Ted
· 2 years ago
Oh, and this may not be a galactically jaw-dropping news flash...but I like naked too.
the big one
· 2 years ago
Whenever you come, wherever you come in at, all I know is that your face had better show up on my doorstep. I have a few hugs to give you. x
Miss Understood
· 2 years ago
Kity's Tiger - I would LOVE to see your place, it looks incredible in the pictures. Do you think Kitty would let me play with her chickens?
TME - Well, I wasn't gonna mention Chicago, but now that you have... that was my plan :)
And honestly...I'm really worried about not wanting to go home too, lol. xx
Mike - He's responsible for a lot...the removal of chinese takeaways being one of the most serious, of course. You're welcome to share my #96 and #42 anytime.
Ted - You know where flattery gets you, don't you? Yeah, that's right....everywhere. It sounds like a perfect evening, so the evening dress it is then. I could always throw the rest into my suitcase...along with the lingerie, obvously. Was I surprised about the naked thing? Erm...let me see.
Nope!
Ted
· 2 years ago
I am not (you gorgeous thing) given to (god, but you're sexy) egregious (you would make burlap look like lingerie) and superfluous (have I told you what your legs do to me?) flattery.....
Besides, it's not flattery when it's true (you overdressed vixen).
Er sump'n.
Steven Novak
· 2 years ago
the best thing about being in the sky is that you can poop on the people below.
I know...I know...I'm eight years old...
I'm sorry. ;)
Steve~
Ted
· 2 years ago
by the way...if you, one of the hippest and most aware people I've met, understands "nothing", is there any hope for the muddling mass of the rest of us?
Blessed
· 2 years ago
Hello Miss U!!!!!! I too believe that everything happens for a reason. And funny thing to mention--I haven't been to the movies since I saw Bridget Jones Part II The edge of Reason!!!!
Kitty
· 2 years ago
Miss U all joking aside, you are welcome at our home anytime. Like Tiger said, we are in missouri, we are known for being the heart of the united states.
You could play with all 26 cocks and hens and all the other animals here.
rn_buffoon
· 2 years ago
Don't leave Australia off the trip!
Shelly Rayedeane
· 2 years ago
You always speak so eloquently. Thanks for answering my message. I only hope this posts gets to you. Blogger Beta has been acting up again.
RobynB
· 2 years ago
OMG! I can't believe TME lives in Chicago!!! I've been there the past two summers and missed her.
sigh
Oh well... Come to visit us!
No need for hotels here silly... I've got tons of spare room :)
Cherrie
· 2 years ago
Miss U., you have made so many friends around here that if you do come over, it will be like a convention! Sort of like when the Calendar Girls went to Los Angeles, only better!
Actually, I thought you would answer my question with some exotic point in Africa, but I'm pleased that you think so much of us that you'd want to spend time with us instead. That's so sweet . . .
Mike
· 2 years ago
Miss U, I've just checked my now useless takeaway menu and your #96 & #42 equates to sweet and sour pork (cantonese style) and a portion of chips.
Have you tried #57 instead? It's a lot healthier.
Miss Understood
· 2 years ago
The Big One - Now, do you honestly think I'd leave you off my list? After all...you haven't cooked me an artichoke yet....
Ted - I have to go out later, but I fear if you continue with your wonderful compliments, my head is unlikely to squeeze through the door! Actually...perhaps that wouldn't be such a bad thing....
Send me some burlap...I'll make m'self some knickers. x
Steven - So you DO have a puppy-sized penis after all!
Ted - The best thing about not knowing anything is the fun you have getting to the answers, doncha think?
Blessed - I never saw the second one, but my bum felt awfully stiff and tired in the first!
Kitty - Then that's a date! I have a feeling I could have a lot of fun at your place!
rn_buffoon - I've wanted to go to Australia since I was a kid...since my next door neigbours' sister moved there back in the 70's. And since then, I've known a few more who have packed up and left. It is definitely on my wishlist...and you can guarantee a visit. You better get the beers in though...it could be a long one!
Miss Understood
· 2 years ago
Shelly - My son has been tryng to get me to move to Wordpress for a while now...it may be on the cards soon. Blogger is a pain in the ass!
Robyn - I have a feeling that if TME was picking me up from the airport, you'd be sitting alongside her already! It's not quite Chicago...but she wouldn't have too far to travel if you were there. Robyn...I would love to come to your house. I wanna sit in that hot tub with you and put the world to right. x
Cherrie - It would be great for us all to get together, wouldn't it? I pity te poor people who'd have to clean up afterwards though!
You were right about the Africa thing...it was a hard choice to be honest because Africa does pull at me. But there's plenty of time for that trip...I want to see all you guys while I'm still young and energetic enough to keep up with you all!
Mike - You can keep the chips...I hate Chinese chips. And I'd prefer the sweet and sour balls to be honest...that cantonese style is a bit chewy. I want a specal chow mein & mixed veg with cashew nuts. But you'll have to get a special fried rice so I can have some....and if you really want to splash out, can we have Spicy Aromatic Szehuan Duck with extra pancakes? I don't like the hoi sin sace though...you can have that!
Mike
· 2 years ago
Now this is a bit spooky because on my menu, the recommended dish, number 57 I mentioned earlier, is in fact a special chow mein. I know you won't believe me so tonight I'm going to take a photo of the menu and email it to you. Such is the sad life I lead lol.
Miss Understood
· 2 years ago
Mike - I don't think that's sad at all. I actually think it's rather sweet and endearing!
flic
· 2 years ago
Yes, so technically you were a cheerleader. Your pose in your avatar comes across as one who is, or once was, a cheerleader. And that's a compliment.
Miss Understood
· 2 years ago
I find that really funny Flic! That picture of me in the avatar is so unlike me in every single way! It's a very tongue in cheek, posy kind of studio shot which was taken for a laugh! But I'm flattered, so thank you.
All Comments
PS and very easy access to us if your downstairs, LOL. So let us know when you go puddle jumping.
xo
TME
Sad sad days.
I blame Tony B.Liar
You can keep the whip (although I'd not actually deny anything to a woman who, you know, keeps a whip).....
And you can guess my favorite color and style of lingerie.
Thanks for answering the questions.....the more of you we all get to know, the more we see how deeply cool you are.
TME - Well, I wasn't gonna mention Chicago, but now that you have...
that was my plan :)
And honestly...I'm really worried about not wanting to go home too, lol. xx
Mike - He's responsible for a lot...the removal of chinese takeaways being one of the most serious, of course.
You're welcome to share my #96 and #42 anytime.
Ted - You know where flattery gets you, don't you?
Yeah, that's right....everywhere.
It sounds like a perfect evening, so the evening dress it is then. I could always throw the rest into my suitcase...along with the lingerie, obvously.
Was I surprised about the naked thing?
Erm...let me see.
Nope!
Besides, it's not flattery when it's true (you overdressed vixen).
Er sump'n.
I know...I know...I'm eight years old...
I'm sorry. ;)
Steve~
I too believe that everything happens for a reason.
And funny thing to mention--I haven't been to the movies since I saw Bridget Jones Part II The edge of Reason!!!!
You could play with all 26 cocks and hens and all the other animals here.
sigh
Oh well... Come to visit us!
No need for hotels here silly... I've got tons of spare room :)
Actually, I thought you would answer my question with some exotic point in Africa, but I'm pleased that you think so much of us that you'd want to spend time with us instead. That's so sweet . . .
Have you tried #57 instead? It's a lot healthier.
Ted - I have to go out later, but I fear if you continue with your wonderful compliments, my head is unlikely to squeeze through the door! Actually...perhaps that wouldn't be such a bad thing....
Send me some burlap...I'll make m'self some knickers. x
Steven - So you DO have a puppy-sized penis after all!
Ted - The best thing about not knowing anything is the fun you have getting to the answers, doncha think?
Blessed - I never saw the second one, but my bum felt awfully stiff and tired in the first!
Kitty - Then that's a date! I have a feeling I could have a lot of fun at your place!
rn_buffoon - I've wanted to go to Australia since I was a kid...since my next door neigbours' sister moved there back in the 70's. And since then, I've known a few more who have packed up and left. It is definitely on my wishlist...and you can guarantee a visit. You better get the beers in though...it could be a long one!
Robyn - I have a feeling that if TME was picking me up from the airport, you'd be sitting alongside her already! It's not quite Chicago...but she wouldn't have too far to travel if you were there. Robyn...I would love to come to your house. I wanna sit in that hot tub with you and put the world to right. x
Cherrie - It would be great for us all to get together, wouldn't it? I pity te poor people who'd have to clean up afterwards though!
You were right about the Africa thing...it was a hard choice to be honest because Africa does pull at me. But there's plenty of time for that trip...I want to see all you guys while I'm still young and energetic enough to keep up with you all!
Mike - You can keep the chips...I hate Chinese chips. And I'd prefer the sweet and sour balls to be honest...that cantonese style is a bit chewy.
I want a specal chow mein & mixed veg with cashew nuts. But you'll have to get a special fried rice so I can have some....and if you really want to splash out, can we have Spicy Aromatic Szehuan Duck with extra pancakes? I don't like the hoi sin sace though...you can have that!