DISQUS

The Savage · 1 year ago

Maybe one day I can come out there and me and my gal can meet you and all the strange people you know....

IT Barman · 1 year ago

Hi MissBR/BR/That was hilarious, you have really brightend my really bad day.BR/I wonder if that woman would have been offended at the birthday cake I brought my dad which was a pair of boobs.BR/BR/ITbarmanBR/BR/PS show the photos ;)

Gledwood · 1 year ago

I knew someone who really DID end up with a walking frame after breaking a leg. I think she just kept it in the house as a joke in the end... (it was very light and sturdy though)...

KJ · 1 year ago

I love this blog.BR/BR/I laugh, I cry, I snort, I shake my head in agreement.BR/BR/Love this.

Miss Understood · 1 year ago

Savage - I would LOVE to meet you. If you're ever in this neck of the woods, be sure to let me know. You may go home wishing you never set foot in the place though...my friends can be very strange!BR/BR/Barman - Aww, I'm sorry you're having a bad day. Here...have a (((hug))).BR/I think she'd definitely have been offended with the cake. Honestly...some people just seem to be out to ruin everybody's fun.BR/BR/Gledwood - Yes, I read about your friend and it was very sad. I'm sorry. xBR/BR/KJ - I swear - my eyebrows were perfectly fine!

Please Don't Eat With Your Mou · 1 year ago

Hahahha - that's the funniest thing ever. I love the way the people at the paper are sitting there going 'ooh we've got a squabble on our hands' absolutely oblivious to the piss taking :DBR/BR/Also, my boyfriend gave me a birthday card with HAPPY 50th on the front last year. He said it was because he liked the penguins.

Miss Construed... · 1 year ago

Bring it on; I'd love to see the photos...BR/BR/Ps I've just signed a lease on a house. Going Solo. Hope you're proud, Miss U.BR/BR/xxBR/BR/r

Miss Understood · 1 year ago

Jo - You'd have thought that someone who was supposedly NOT offended by a kissogram but deeply offended by a morris dancer may have been taking the piss. (Just slightly, because actually they do really irritate me.) BR/Oh...the joys of media.BR/BR/Buffoon - COME HERE AND GIVE ME A HUG! Please...please....let this be the start of something amazing for you. I am so happy. xxx

Miss Understood · 1 year ago

By the way Jo...not having a penguin clad card for a twenty something is DISCRIMINATION.

Akelamalu · 1 year ago

I think it's 2 -1 for Rhonda!BR/BR/Go on show us the photos of her, get your own back ((wink)) :)

Heather · 1 year ago

Nothing better than a little friendly war...BR/BR/I think you should both just start a blog that you can post embarrassing photo's, set each other up for nasty little suprises, tell each others dirty little secrets and so on... Now that would be some entertainment... BR/*giggle*BR/BR/Have a fantastic day!BR/BR/I'm glad you had such a fun evening, even though your eyebrows are now uneven...

Deb · 1 year ago

Don't you just love 'friends'? ;)BR/I have a 'friend' just like Rhonda and we both threaten each other with the dirt we have on each other. Right now we have a truce that we won't tell any secrets but...you never know. Can't wait to hear how you get her back for the eyebrow incident - when she least expects it! Good luck! :)

Suldog · 1 year ago

Wind-up dancing grannies, yeti eyebrows, phony letter-to-the-editor wars - this post has it all. Deeply funny.

Queenie · 1 year ago

Sounds like you had a right good time (you really should do stand up comedy). Its only £35 here to have a poster on the back of a bus, not that you'd ever do anything like that to your best mate (evil titter)...

Flowerpot · 1 year ago

Iused to work with a Morris Dancer. Less said about that the better, mind you. Please post a pic of your eyebrows MissU -am most intrigued...

Fusion · 1 year ago

Hope your eyebrows heal soon ;)

dont kick the dog · 1 year ago

ha ha you should have seen them .omg they were like 2 huge catapillars waving at me in the stark neon lights of tescos !!! luv you hun xx

dont kick the dog · 1 year ago

And oh my god ive only gone and set it up divine intervention !! im sure your friends can ask me all the questions .. no photos please but 3 1 i do believe xxx

Irene · 1 year ago

You're so bad, I would be afraid to be your best friend. Lord only knows what prank you would pull on unsuspecting me. I am so gullible anyway and I do sometimes have a Yeti chin.

Evening · 1 year ago

I agree with Kristen, I love this blog and the woman who writes it. BR/xo

East Anglian Troy · 1 year ago

Taking everyone's opinions into consideration and after much deliberation I think my personal preference would be a bunch of young naked dancing ladies waving sticks and hankies. But that's just me.