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Liebfraumilch and Lipstick: Effin’ Bloody Things

  • Fusion · 1 year ago
    Used to have eight cats (well four were kittens) around the house back in 2000. Now there's one and he's outside. I'll stick with my dogs. Ok, one lives with my ex girlfriend in Australia...BR/BR/I've simpified my pet life...
  • rosiero · 1 year ago
    You are like my sister-in-law. She currently has three cats and a border collie, but is always picking up the odd stray that wanders into her house. I had to laugh at the cat in the laundry basket. Our cat has phases where she sleeps in one place and then moves on to another. Her current spot is the laundry basket. I had put some chunky sweaters in there to be washed ready for the winter and she settled down and went to sleep. I haven't had the heart to empty it as she is obviously so comfortable in there. So we are going to have to brave the cold without them!
  • The Savage · 1 year ago
    I'm cute and furry.... :D
  • KJ · 1 year ago
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaBR/BR/*breathe*BR/BR/Oh this was great. My day is going to be great now after reading this.BR/BR/It makes me feel normal when I'm half under the kids bed yelling at Baxter, all the while trying to reach back to that very corner under a bed where you can't reach just so that precious dog will give me back the damn TV remote.
  • Heather · 1 year ago
    LMAO!BR/BR/I'm laughing with ya, not at ya!BR/This sounds like my house. With the 5 dogs, 3 cats, the cockatiel, fish and the ball python, not to mention the 4 kids running around there is never a dull moment OR lack of mess.BR/BR/I hope your day gets better. *smooch*
  • Evening · 1 year ago
    I love my pets too, for the same unreasonable reasons you love yours :)BR/I loved this post.BR/xo
  • Please Don't Eat With Your Mou · 1 year ago
    My cat poops in the bath these days. That's not to say she doesn't have a litter tray directly in front of it...no no, she just prefers to hop right on in the bath and do it there. Which is really nice in the evening when all you want is a nice hot bath, and instead you have to clear up a heap of really stinky cat shit before you can get in it. Or in the morning when you want a shower really quickly and there's a present waiting instead. BR/BR/She's old and she yowls. Plus one of the dogs has a manky ear. BR/BR/But oh how I love the little scamps.
  • East Anglian Troy · 1 year ago
    I was eating when I started reading this posting - strange, but I seem to have suddenly lost my appetite!BR/BR/I think you can get some radio type device for a cat's collar that allows the cat-flap to open but prevents other cats without the device entering. Perhaps I'm just imagining it and if so I should take it on the Dragons' Den and make some money from the idea?
  • NeverEnough · 1 year ago
    Is it okay that I added you to my blog list? Oh and what happened to the other blog?BR/BR/Jen
  • Suldog · 1 year ago
    Very funny stuff. Of course, you know why you love 'em. It's because, when Ithey/I love Iyou/I, it's absolute and without condition.BR/BR/Aside from the shit, of course.
  • Rae!xx · 1 year ago
    I could have easilly written that about my two, Belle latest trick is sliding under the settee sideways and then turning over and getting stuck, I have everything from telephone directories to boots and shoes blocking her from getting under it now.BR/BR/I know it will fail at some point and she will get stuck again..lol..xx
  • Flowerpot · 1 year ago
    I'm exactly the same - the only reason we dont have more animals is that Bussie is such a megalomaniac. I can see I'll turn into one of those eccentric old women surrounded by animals!
  • April · 1 year ago
    awwww...I love animals, too. Although I despise cleaning up after them and as I'm quite picky about the cleanliness of the floors in the house it leads me to get quite anxious and bitchy at times. :) Esp. now that my 8 year old has a new puppy.
  • Akelamalu · 1 year ago
    MWM is talking about getting a dog after 15 years of being without one. I think I'll dissuade him.:(
  • Lady in red · 1 year ago
    why is it that in a house ful of males (all bigger than me) I get to be the lucky one who has to clear up the cat mess every time?
  • Kingcover · 1 year ago
    Ever thought about investing in a roll of masking tape and covering your cat flap with it to stop the strays getting in? I mean that hole in the door not your actual cat flap! Umm err, what have I started! :-PBR/BR/The old jokes are the best aren't they. Hehe.
  • Queenie · 1 year ago
    Yeh why do we love them????
  • Sage · 1 year ago
    roflmao - loved the way you deleted Maurie without a backward glance... too funny.
  • MarmiteToasty · 1 year ago
    :) to bloody funny, I can so envisage it all cos thats what this house is like lmfao......BR/BR/x
  • Miss Construed... · 1 year ago
    The best story I have is with my 32 rabbits that all died from mixymotisis on the same day.BR/BR/I buried them in a mass grave...BR/BR/'Miss; you would have been shattered.BR/BR/Other than that; I had a kitten born without any front legs or tail. It was dead. Scary looking, it was. But I guess that's what happens when incest occurs between the mother and son cat... BR/BR/Buffoon
  • Grump · 1 year ago
    I found a possum in the park a month ago. It was a cold morning and under this tree, there was a tiny ball of fur. It looked like it had had it's head cut off. I touched it and it moved. So I picked it up it fitted into my hand easily. It was cold so I put it in the breast pocked of my jacket.BR/I hurried home with the little bundle and when I got home I put it in a shoe box with a hot water bottle for company. Being mainly nocturnal it was very sleepy. An hour later I dropped it off at the local vets they were going to check it out and then pass it on to a volunteer who will look after it until it can be released back into the park community.BR/We called him Reggie but it may be a girl. We don't know.BR/Cheers Mark x
  • Akelamalu · 1 year ago
    PS there's a tag for you on my post tomorrow if you fancy doing it. :)
  • Crystal Jigsaw · 1 year ago
    I'd have an army of cats and dogs in my house. I always worry that cats will bring in fleas for some reason!BR/BR/CJ xx
  • quilldancer · 1 year ago
    Google said I'd like your blog. It didn't lie. I laughed out loud! BR/BR/One Christmas Eve several years back I took my cat to the vet -- emergency appointment -- and paid almost $500.00 for a c-section. What did that land me? A momma cat too sick to mama and three live babies needing bottle fed every two hours. It took momma 3 days to rouse and interest in her brood and by then I was damn near comatose from lack of sleep!BR/BR/quilldancer.com