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<rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title>Liebfraumilch and Lipstick - Latest Comments in Beep Beep</title><link>http://liebfraumilchandlipstick.disqus.com/</link><description>Liebfraumilch and Lipstick</description><atom:link href="https://liebfraumilchandlipstick.disqus.com/beep_beep/latest.rss" rel="self"></atom:link><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:08:08 -0000</lastBuildDate><item><title>Re: Beep Beep</title><link>http://www.liebfraumilchandlipstick.com/?p=158#comment-5039436</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Um.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Think sheer.  Think itty bitty baaaaarely there thong.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Think woody.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Oops.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">ted</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:08:08 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Beep Beep</title><link>http://www.liebfraumilchandlipstick.com/?p=158#comment-5039435</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Darfuria - At least that long....&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Ted - Please do share..... x&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Miss Understood</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:50:49 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Beep Beep</title><link>http://www.liebfraumilchandlipstick.com/?p=158#comment-5039434</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Hmmmm....what would a (presumably normal (and presumably red-blooded (and presumably heterosexual))) buy to adorn you, were he given the chance?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;My, my, my....&lt;i&gt;that&lt;/i&gt; image may keep me up for awhile.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Or at least awake.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I certainly have a couple of ideas!&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Ted</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2006 22:29:48 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Beep Beep</title><link>http://www.liebfraumilchandlipstick.com/?p=158#comment-5039433</link><description>&lt;p&gt;She probably assumes "bleep bleep" means "working". The annoying woman has probably been on a life support machine for the past 40 years.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Darfuria</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 14:01:44 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Beep Beep</title><link>http://www.liebfraumilchandlipstick.com/?p=158#comment-5039432</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Savage - Ahh, she couldn't help it really, she was just too old. But had she been 50 years younger...I'd have wrapped her round the bloody counter!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Kristen - You had me in stitches today!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Kitty - Thanks for your comment yetserday...I did reply. x&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;atl lg - Hmmm. You see, that would drive me nuts. Been there, done that...I need to be OUT there!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Cherrie - You? Elderly? Lol. If you are, then you redefine the meaning of it! x&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Dan - I love old people. I could talk to them for hours, (and often do.) Actually, I may have a post coming up about that soon :)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Ted - You are well and truly forgiven. I'd love to see what you'd pick out! &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Arthur - Hi! Beep Beep back at ya!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Erika - That makes me feel heaps better! Thanks :)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Steven - No. No it doesn't. You cannot assume you are better than me because you've finished your xmas shopping early. I bet you didn't even buy anything, did you? I bet Tami does all of it. I bet you even make her buy her own. And I also bet that after she's bought it, you laugh at it. AND I bet when you open all your presents, you hate them. Yeah. That's what I think, so there.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;justmee - It actually makes far more sense to give gift cards, but I would be gutted if I had nothing at all to open! I love Christmas too much, I think!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;ZZ Man - They do make the day a bit more interesting I suppose!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;GE - It doesn't happen very much anywhere lately, does it. Hope you and the boys are settling in ok. Hugs x&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Miss Understood</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:58:25 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Beep Beep</title><link>http://www.liebfraumilchandlipstick.com/?p=158#comment-5039431</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Christmas is coming?  SHIT! &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You know, the holidays are supposed to bring out the best in people, but that just doesn't happen in the grand scheme of things, does it?  Hugs!&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Green Eyes</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:34:17 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Beep Beep</title><link>http://www.liebfraumilchandlipstick.com/?p=158#comment-5039430</link><description>&lt;p&gt;LOL......gotta love stubborn customers.....:)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You've been tagged btw lass.:)&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">ZigZagMan</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 23:27:57 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Beep Beep</title><link>http://www.liebfraumilchandlipstick.com/?p=158#comment-5039429</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I enjoyed the story. I actually try and bribe my kids that if they wait until the 27th, they will get tons more than on the 25th. Never works. So second solution? A shit load of gift cards.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Justmee</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 23:27:36 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Beep Beep</title><link>http://www.liebfraumilchandlipstick.com/?p=158#comment-5039422</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Oh the joys of working with the general public.....looking around....yeah...cubicle life ain't so bad after all....&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">ATL LG</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 13:43:55 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Beep Beep</title><link>http://www.liebfraumilchandlipstick.com/?p=158#comment-5039423</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Don't knock yourself!  I enjoyed this entry.  I loved the comment about the lingerie.  The markups on it are so outrageous that you can always get good deals if you look around, particularly after Christmas and Valentine's Day.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Put elderly people and computers together, and you have the elements of a funny story!  Oh, wait a minute, my kids think I'm elderly!  And I'm still trying to figure out whether to switch my blog to Beta . . .&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Hope you have a great day at work, and come back with more stories!&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Cherrie</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 13:37:26 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Beep Beep</title><link>http://www.liebfraumilchandlipstick.com/?p=158#comment-5039424</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Dull? I love this story! And yes, I love the oldies. I actually think this one was pretty cute -- of course I didn't have to deal with her. You dealt with her so nicely. I can see the two of you right now. How sweet!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;But it did give me a really good idea. I can go around and make a "bleep bleep" noise wherever I go. Maybe I'll got lots of free stuff that way! ;)&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Dan</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 13:36:54 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Beep Beep</title><link>http://www.liebfraumilchandlipstick.com/?p=158#comment-5039425</link><description>&lt;p&gt;The seniors were bleeping years before we ever had a bleeping gleam in our eyes....&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;So one should trust their bleeping expertise, no?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;(and you'll forgive me if I pause a moment in a reverie of contemplation of lingerie shopping for you.....woncha?)&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Ted</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 13:36:23 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Beep Beep</title><link>http://www.liebfraumilchandlipstick.com/?p=158#comment-5039426</link><description>&lt;p&gt;happy Wensday. beep beep&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">arthur</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 13:35:08 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Beep Beep</title><link>http://www.liebfraumilchandlipstick.com/?p=158#comment-5039427</link><description>&lt;p&gt;If it makes you feel better I don't have a single thing for Xmas either.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">erika</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 13:34:52 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Beep Beep</title><link>http://www.liebfraumilchandlipstick.com/?p=158#comment-5039428</link><description>&lt;p&gt;You've done nothing about Christmas yet?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I'm actully completely done.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Totally.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Does that make me better than you?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Yes. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Yes it does. ;)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Steve~&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Steven Novak</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 13:34:34 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Beep Beep</title><link>http://www.liebfraumilchandlipstick.com/?p=158#comment-5039421</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Oh I am ROFLMAO!  The 'oldies' can brighten any slow boring day...you gotta love them.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I also commented on your Monday Memory... please read it sweetie.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Kitty</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 13:34:13 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Beep Beep</title><link>http://www.liebfraumilchandlipstick.com/?p=158#comment-5039420</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Ah, Christmas shoppers........gotta love them&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Happy Wednesday to you&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Kristen</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 13:33:13 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Beep Beep</title><link>http://www.liebfraumilchandlipstick.com/?p=158#comment-5039419</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I think it should be legal to hit upside the head five customers per fiscal quarter.... &lt;br&gt;A lot of them are idiots and need a good smacking.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">The Missouri Savage</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 13:32:51 -0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>