DISQUS

Liebfraumilch and Lipstick: Beep Beep

  • The Missouri Savage · 3 years ago
    I think it should be legal to hit upside the head five customers per fiscal quarter....
    A lot of them are idiots and need a good smacking.
  • Kristen · 3 years ago
    Ah, Christmas shoppers........gotta love them


    Happy Wednesday to you
  • Kitty · 3 years ago
    Oh I am ROFLMAO! The 'oldies' can brighten any slow boring day...you gotta love them.


    I also commented on your Monday Memory... please read it sweetie.
  • Steven Novak · 3 years ago
    You've done nothing about Christmas yet?


    I'm actully completely done.



    Totally.



    Does that make me better than you?



    Yes.



    Yes it does. ;)



    Steve~
  • erika · 3 years ago
    If it makes you feel better I don't have a single thing for Xmas either.
  • arthur · 3 years ago
    happy Wensday. beep beep
  • Ted · 3 years ago
    The seniors were bleeping years before we ever had a bleeping gleam in our eyes....


    So one should trust their bleeping expertise, no?



    (and you'll forgive me if I pause a moment in a reverie of contemplation of lingerie shopping for you.....woncha?)
  • Dan · 3 years ago
    Dull? I love this story! And yes, I love the oldies. I actually think this one was pretty cute -- of course I didn't have to deal with her. You dealt with her so nicely. I can see the two of you right now. How sweet!


    But it did give me a really good idea. I can go around and make a "bleep bleep" noise wherever I go. Maybe I'll got lots of free stuff that way! ;)
  • Cherrie · 3 years ago
    Don't knock yourself! I enjoyed this entry. I loved the comment about the lingerie. The markups on it are so outrageous that you can always get good deals if you look around, particularly after Christmas and Valentine's Day.


    Put elderly people and computers together, and you have the elements of a funny story! Oh, wait a minute, my kids think I'm elderly! And I'm still trying to figure out whether to switch my blog to Beta . . .



    Hope you have a great day at work, and come back with more stories!
  • ATL LG · 3 years ago
    Oh the joys of working with the general public.....looking around....yeah...cubicle life ain't so bad after all....
  • Justmee · 3 years ago
    I enjoyed the story. I actually try and bribe my kids that if they wait until the 27th, they will get tons more than on the 25th. Never works. So second solution? A shit load of gift cards.
  • ZigZagMan · 3 years ago
    LOL......gotta love stubborn customers.....:)


    You've been tagged btw lass.:)
  • Green Eyes · 3 years ago
    Christmas is coming? SHIT!


    You know, the holidays are supposed to bring out the best in people, but that just doesn't happen in the grand scheme of things, does it? Hugs!
  • Miss Understood · 3 years ago
    Savage - Ahh, she couldn't help it really, she was just too old. But had she been 50 years younger...I'd have wrapped her round the bloody counter!


    Kristen - You had me in stitches today!



    Kitty - Thanks for your comment yetserday...I did reply. x



    atl lg - Hmmm. You see, that would drive me nuts. Been there, done that...I need to be OUT there!



    Cherrie - You? Elderly? Lol. If you are, then you redefine the meaning of it! x



    Dan - I love old people. I could talk to them for hours, (and often do.) Actually, I may have a post coming up about that soon :)



    Ted - You are well and truly forgiven. I'd love to see what you'd pick out!



    Arthur - Hi! Beep Beep back at ya!



    Erika - That makes me feel heaps better! Thanks :)



    Steven - No. No it doesn't. You cannot assume you are better than me because you've finished your xmas shopping early. I bet you didn't even buy anything, did you? I bet Tami does all of it. I bet you even make her buy her own. And I also bet that after she's bought it, you laugh at it. AND I bet when you open all your presents, you hate them. Yeah. That's what I think, so there.



    justmee - It actually makes far more sense to give gift cards, but I would be gutted if I had nothing at all to open! I love Christmas too much, I think!



    ZZ Man - They do make the day a bit more interesting I suppose!



    GE - It doesn't happen very much anywhere lately, does it. Hope you and the boys are settling in ok. Hugs x
  • Darfuria · 3 years ago
    She probably assumes "bleep bleep" means "working". The annoying woman has probably been on a life support machine for the past 40 years.
  • Ted · 3 years ago
    Hmmmm....what would a (presumably normal (and presumably red-blooded (and presumably heterosexual))) buy to adorn you, were he given the chance?


    My, my, my....that image may keep me up for awhile.



    Or at least awake.



    I certainly have a couple of ideas!
  • Miss Understood · 3 years ago
    Darfuria - At least that long....


    Ted - Please do share..... x
  • ted · 3 years ago
    Um.


    Think sheer. Think itty bitty baaaaarely there thong.



    Think woody.



    Oops.